On Not Keeping Up With Technology

It's pretty much cliche to say that North America has gone electronic. One rarely meets someone without an email address, and most of us shop, pay bills and get information on our home computers. It isn't unusual, however, to find publishers who still insist on conducting business the old-fashioned way, with paper, envelopes and lots of postage. Although things are changing slowly, it's still the case that very few companies in the word business accept submissions, or communicate with authors, by way of email. Frustrating and costly as this may be to those of us on the sending side of things, publishers do have their reasons for holding out.

Publishers are aware of trends in technology, and are struggling to adapt, like everyone else. Many produce ebooks, and all of them make use of the internet and online communications to present, promote and market their books. Reasons for insisting on paper submissions are simple:

• Even the smallest publishing company receives more submissions than they can process. Most do read at least a little bit of each one, but it takes time. Having submissions come through the mail tends to slow the flood of proposals and manuscripts.
• For whatever reason, people tend to be a little more careful with work on paper than they are with work on screen. Asking authors to submit by mail tends to force them to take the process a little more seriously, which results in a higher quality of submissions.
• Email, despite its many conveniences, is not foolproof. Messages fall into junk boxes, get lost, and accidentally get deleted. Snail mail may not be perfect, but it's easier to keep track of something that can be seen and touched.

When All Else Fails…Seek Help from Above

• It’s a dirty job, and for some reason, some of us feel like we have to do it. We’ve decided to write, and therefore we’ve tacitly accepted the brain strain, the caffeine dependency, and the truckloads of rejection letters we’re going to receive. We wonder how anyone ever gets anywhere in this business.
  
  Well, for as long as we’ve been scribbling on cave walls, we’ve been feeling the compulsion to tell our stories. It’s good to know that there are millennia of fellow humans who went before, and if they found ways to cope, so can we. If you need proof, just look to ancient mythologies and religions. Many cultures have tales of saints and heroes who champion and look out for those who lived by their pens, and even in the age of memory sticks and email submissions, it’s still comforting to keep them in mind while toiling over a manuscript. Here’s a small sampling from the pantheon of blessed beings who have had a writer’s back:
  
• Saint Lucy: she’s often depicted carrying a quill, and a plate of eyeballs (?). Perhaps the eyes are meant to represent “the vision” writers are supposed to have.
  
• Theuth: the ibis-headed Egyptian god who is credited with inventing language (for better or for worse).
  
• Saraswati: Hindu goddess of knowledge and the arts. Lucky for us, she’s also associated with prosperity.
  
• Hermes: Greek messenger god with winged heels. May we all be so swift!
  
• Ogma: an Irish deity who is called “honey-tongued”, and is said to have invented the ogham alphabet.
  
• Fuxi: a Chinese god said to have invented language…and who also put together the humans who would use it.

Birds of a Feather: The Value of Conferences and Workshops

Whether you believe that misery loves company, or that victory is a dish best shared, it's worth your while to investigate the miriad of get-togethers available to writers. It's a common misconception (and an unfortunate one) that new writers aren't welcome or accepted at these functions. Full membership in associations may be limited to those with a few notches in their belts, but newcomers are almost always welcome at conferences. In fact, you're likely to find yourself surrounded by emerging artists and those who are still learning. Here are a few things to consider:

• Many of the workshops at conferences are actually geared toward beginners. When in doubt, contact the organizers and ask which ones would be most appropriate.
• If travel is an issue, bear in mind that many national organizations choose a different location every year for their annual conferences. Chances are, they'll be coming soon to a city near you.
• If you're unable to take time away from work, or if you're on a budget, look for conferences that allow you to enrol for one or two days at a time, or even for an afternoon.
• If there are lunches or dinners included in the conference, take full advantage. As is the case with any profession, networking is an integral part of being a writer. Along with other new writers, you'll be surrounded by seasoned professionals, and possibly editors and publishers.
• Gatherings don't have to be big in order to be helpful. Check with local bookshops and libraries for smaller local meetings, or writers' groups that meet regularly.
• The information gained in workshops is always useful, but sharing experiences with other writers is invaluable. Writing is a solitary profession, and touching base with others in the business can be excellent motivation.
• Bring your contact information with you. Business cards are fairly inexpensive, and can be made at home. Remember to keep them very simple, and triple-check for grammar and spelling errors.

A Use for the Old Magazines in the Garage

They're excellent flood absorbers, and they don't break if you happen to nudge them with your front bumper. Those ancient, mildewy pyramids of National Geographic are also a vertiable goldmine for a writer in need of a creative nudge. A photo, a map, or dare I say it, an actual article could be exactly what you're looking for.

It needn't be an entire story's worth of inspiration either. While teaching a creative writing course, I once brought in a glossy masterpiece that featured an old man in a dessert, standing beside a bullet-hole-riddled restaurant sign. I gave my students three minutes, and told them to write whatever came to mind. When the timer went, an accountant who had informed me that he "wasn't very creative" volunteered to read an impressive, page-long endeavour, complete with a plot, a main character and loads of atmosphere. His audience beamed with appreciation, and he looked stunned that all of those beautiful words had made their way from his brain to his pen.

Save the environment, and give your inner muse a much-needed massage. Revisit an old volume of your favourite magazine.

Braving the Slings and Arrows: Dealing with Rejection

It's going to happen- probably pretty often. It's also going to hurt for a while. Putting your work out there means taking risks, and learning how to deal with a whole lot of "no". Here are a few suggestions to help ease the sting:

• It happens to every writer, even the really amazing ones. Harper Lee braved 27 rejections before getting To Kill a Mockingbird accepted. This is the book that won a Pulitzer, spawned a work of cinematic genius, is taught widely in schools all over North America, and is considered a modern masterpiece. According to J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter was chucked into the bin on a regular basis too. You can imagine the collective curse that rose from all of those editors when it redefined children's literature and made its author richer than the queen.
• Editors receive thousands of submissions every year, and usually only have the budget for a handful of actual publications. They're also given pretty hefty restrictions about the type of material they can accept. Even if your manuscript is amazing, it still has to fit into their marketing plan in order to be published.
• There are lots of different types of rejection letters. Some editors just send things back without any comment whatsoever. Some rely on impersonal form letters. Once in a while, you'll get something with comments. If you get any personal feedback at all, your work is at least half decent enough to read through to the end. Take it as a compliment!
• Some authors hang onto all of their rejection letters. This may be a little masochistic, especially if you're really attached to your work. I keep a computer spreadsheet of what's where, and make note whenever something comes back. Then I recycle the offending letter, print another copy of the manuscript, and make another submission before I have a chance to let it bother me.
• Even rejection letters can take months to show up, meaning that you will have had a little time away from your work. Take the opportunity to read it with a fresh pair of eyes, and make a few new additions or changes. If you do get feedback from an editor, take this into consideration too. This isn't to say that you should completely re-write a manuscript every time you receive a few comments, but if a professional has made suggestions, they're at least worth thinking about.

Who Loves You, Baby? (The Search for the Right Publisher)

It may not sit well with those of us with bohemian, gypsy souls, but writing is a business, as well as an art form. Developing a quality product is, of course, essential, but knowing where to sell it is equally important. Try to imagine peddling designs for red stiletto heels to a company that makes work boots, and you'll see where I'm coming from. When you do work up the guts to send your work out into the world for approval (or disapproval), here are a few suggestions:

• Do some (or a lot of) research into the publishers that are out there. Directories of companies are plentiful, and address all different genres of writing. These are typically updated yearly, and if you're feeling frugal, they're usually available in the reference section of a local library.
• Consider both small and large companies. The former are sometimes more interested in new writers without agents, while the latter have a little more pull in the marketplace.
• Read and follow submissions policies. Publishers aren't kidding when they say they want this or that.
• Take note of things like the number of books published every year, the length of time it takes from acceptance to publication, types of royalties and advances, etc. Every publisher operates a little differently.
• Be cautious with publishers that seem to be lacking in reputation or stability. Are you dealing with a vanity press? Does the publisher only print books on request? Can you find their products in bookstores or online?
• Can you find a specific contact name? As is the case with any business communication, submissions are received more readily when addressed to a particular person, as opposed to being sent to "whom it may concern".
• Consult writers' associations and publishers' associations for listings of reputable companies.
• Make yourself some sort of chart or database with details for every company you think might be appropriate. This will be useful for keeping track of submissions and rejections as well.
• Consider sending proposals or inquiries first, instead of firing off full manuscripts. Many publishers prefer this, and it's far cheaper to send a small envelope than a huge package. If someone wants to see the whole enchilada, then you can pay to send the rest.
• Most importantly, look into books that are similar to your own. Get a really good sense of what's available, what sells, and ways in which your work is unique. Sooner or later, a publisher will ask you for information like this, and it's far more impressive if you sound informed.

A Strike Against Writer's Block

Okay, you're stuck. You've tidied up your desk, you've done laundry and caught up on your emails, and there's still nothing coming out of your pen. Before you decide to take up macrame or taxidermy instead of writing, ask yourself a few key questions:

1. Are you expecting to get everything right on the first try? Don't let romantic portrayals of writers fool you. Great works of literature don't just fall out of writers over the span of a weekend. They take time, and effort, and a great deal of revision. Focus on getting something down on the page, and worry about making it perfect later on. Your writing may be awful at first, but at least you'll have more than just a clean desk to show for your time.

2. Do you have additional resources on hand? It's often helpful to have bits and pieces of interesting material nearby for inspiration. Writer's resource books and encyclopedias are fantastic, but collections of art, great music, and even trashy magazines can also help to spark the imagination.

3. Did you plan ahead? Even the simplest writing projects can benefit from a preliminary outline, and if you jot down a few ideas in advance, you'll be far less likely to lose your way later on.

4. Do you have anything else you can work on? Deadlines aside, there's no shame in picking up a different piece of work, and shifting gears for a while.

5. Are you distracted? Very few writers have the luxury of taking retreats or spinning yarns while sipping cocktails by the pool. Most of us write with the dog barking, and family orbiting around us, and the phone ringing. It's important to carve out some sort of space where there's a bit of peace and quiet, even if it's only a card table with a folding chair in the basement.